Who are you bringing to the Oscars? (x)
#i was going to make a joke about him flying into my uterus but that didn’t seem right #just know i was going to make that joke
i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome
oh my god
- writes poetry
- worked in the White House
- built his own house
- started Random Acts
- gave Jared 2000 dollars in change
- married his HS sweetheart
- isn’t afraid to wear dresses
- bicycle touring
- clog dancing
- tibetan throat singing
- special skills:…
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
I am casually going to reblog this and there is no god.
I mean, I get why it happens.
Logistically because each of the Avengers will go off and have their own solo movies again they all need to be separated before they can be brought back together, so it makes sense to split the band up.
But Thor…
